For those who haven't read some of the stories submitted to this website (all four of them), I've read through all the stories and have decided to summarize them because I'm the only guy that spams this website and NOBODY IS POSTING ANYTHING.
Essentially, this is the TL;DR of Literaleigh. Keep in mind, all long stories are based on their respective Chapter Ones. Also, the writing I read was excellent in its many forms, and I post this as something humorous, and in no way malicious. It is me who's writing these so you can understand that these summaries sound very...you'll get the idea.
Age of Fear
: A pretty chill king (read: the bro of kings) decides to have a procession with some cool dude called Birgine and a ton of well armed bros with weapons. Then some douchebag with a hood decides to ruin the party and kills the shit out of all the soldiers (presumably with his other douchebag friends). The king, not a fan of getting his shit stabbed, decides to GTFO with his buddy Birgine. BUT IN A TWIST OF FATE
Birgine decides to totally un-bro himself by stabbing the king. The king, not a fan of getting his shit stabbed, dies. And there's some shit about secrets, too.
Battle of Channokburn
: Braveheart but with less Mel Gibson and more descriptive writing. Hell, even the guy leading the army (read: the main bro) uses the memory of some guy called Wallace to help his guys kill the other guys (read: douchebags).
Every Planet We Reach is Dead
: From what the first chapter describes, this story DOES NOT take place on a spaceship. It takes place in a futuristic city (read: futuristic Detroit). There is a guy called Nicholas, and he's a pretty cool dude. He comes from a small town, but he's in a big city in the future. There's some other guy called Matthew, and he's a pretty cool guy who chills with Nicholas. The two are renting out a motel room somewhere in the dirty streets of some city with dirty streets (read: Detroit). Then, when the two are chilling like bosses, some government people wreck that shit. They are probably on the same side as the party-wrecking douchebags in Age of Fear. Anyway, unable to enjoy their dirty motel room, they fight against the government agents LIKE A BOSS and lose. But hey, they tried. Also, who is Caution? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
: EXPOSITION. SO MUCH EXPOSITION. YOU WILL DIE FROM HOW MUCH EXPOSITION THERE IS. Anyway, some dude called Cole works on a ship in the future or some shit. He meets a girl called Michelle who can't do jack shit because she sucks at everything. The two spend a good thousand words or two doing normal things like eating breakfast or talking to each other (read: SO MUCH EXPOSITION). And then they go do engineering shit. Because they don't want the douchebags from the other stories to come ruin their awesome party.
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